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Nelson's Column
June
New Balls, Please 24th June 2005
Does Andrew Murray Have the Guts to Face English Expectation?
Everyone’s imbibed numerous glasses of Pimms, decided they want to pick up a racquet and start playing and all the British hopefuls have fallen by the wayside. Yes, we find ourselves mid-way through Wimbledon once more.

This year’s All England Club Championship - more than any other in recent years – has managed to show just how fickle (and cruel) the British sport-watching public are. Our habit of disregarding the sport for fifty weeks of the year, then, when June comes round, prattling on about the 'greatest Grandslam of all' and claiming to be experts on a bunch of players we first heard of in the newspaper supplement last weekend, is forgivable, perhaps even admirable. However, the criticism our British players receive can reach ridiculous proportions.

Henman bumbled toothlessly out in the second round, not even kindling the foolish expectations his perennial trip to the later stages usually generates. British interest was re-ignited as Andrew Murray, the eighteen-year-old Scot, was drafted in to take over the ageing Oxfordshireman’s mantle.

The British number one has been subject to more and more stick every year that he has failed to fulfil our hopes. Once we had discarded Jeremy Bates (remember him?) Henman was our new saviour, poised to win glory for the first time since Fred Perry in 1936. The public are nothing if not consistent. He has received remarkably similar treatment to the England football team – wildly inflated hopes, deteriorating into disappointment, sinking into bitter sniping. Fred Perry 1936 is to tennis what 1966 is to football. However, a football team can bring in a few new players or get a new manager and all is forgiven.

Tennis being an individual occupation, Henman hasn’t had the same opportunity.

Ten years ago the prospect of a Brit getting past the second round was enough but expectations have risen. Over the years, as Henman has improved and come closer to that elusive final, people have begun to pick apart his ability, temperament and personality.

Andrew Murray has it all to look forward to. He has a bright future but now, after only seven professional matches, the weight of the nation lies upon his shoulders. He’s got time to improve out of view of the expectant British public as nobody will watch any tennis until next June. This year everyone was very forgiving, excusing his defeat against former finalist Nalbadian, saying he did very well for a ‘young lad’ and that he lacked experience. Fair point. But it won’t be like that forever.

Hopefully one day, there will be more than one British contender at a time, so the pressure and expectation can be shared.
A Home for Shakespeare's Travelling Players
The Royal Shakespeare Company has confirmed it will hold its regular London season in one of the West End’s three Delfont Mackintosh-owned theatres for the next five years. The contract means that the RSC will have a permanent home in the capital for the first time since 2002 when they abandoned their Barbican base. Teir plays will be performed in the Novello Theatre (formerly The Strand Theatre) the Albery Theatre on St Martin’s Lane and the Gielgud Theatre on Shaftesbury Avenue.
Young, Free and a Single to Trafalgar Square, Please
Under 16s will travel free on London buses and trams from September, thanks to a new scheme initiated by Mayor Ken Livingstone. 14 to 16-year-olds will have to apply for an Oyster card in order to be included in the scheme. Children are being encouraged to apply for their cards as soon as possible. Anyone receiving a card before 1 August can use it immediately - giving an extra month's free travel.
City Reaches New Heights
Plans for a 1,008ft skyscraper in the City have been submitted to the Corporation of London. The Bishopsgate Tower would be the tallest building in the City, totally eclipsing the NatWest skyscraper (now Tower 42), which at 600ft currently holds the title.
September 2008
23rd September
Chips too Chavvy for Chelsea
16th September
The London Restaurant Awards
August 2008
26th August
No Smoking, No Ducks, No Barbecues
20th August
The Olympics
July 2008
24th July
Sandwiched Out
17th July
The Show Ain't Over 'Til the Fat Lady's on Page 3
June 2008
26th June
Love All at Wimbledon
16th June
Miller Puts the Heat on Tennant
May 2008
27th May
Booze Banned on Buses
20th May
Same Again?
April 2008
23rd April
By George
11th April
Back to the 80s
March 2008
28th March
How do You Solve A Problem Like Medea?
20th March
Flight Fantastic
February 2008
20th February
Dark, Satanic Turnmills
6th February
A Diamond in the Drink
January 2008
21st January
People Wanted for Plinth
14th January
Boo! Hiss!
December 2007
28th December
Tate That - A Hirst for Art
20th December
Christmas Shopping
November 2007
27th November
Mind the Gap
26th November
London On A Tray
October 2007
26th October
Leaving the Station
14th October
The Sky's the Limit
September 2007
26th September
The Play Within A Play
19th September
Fashion, Frocks and Celeb Shocks
12th September
Saying Tanks for the Mammaries
August 2007
24th August
Heathrow under Siege
17th August
Gormless
10th August
Losing Face
July 2007
24th July
Are We Reaching Boiling Point Yet This Summer?
13th July
Red Ken versus Blonde Boris
June 2007
22nd June
Last Orders at the Fag Machine
11th June
London the Musical
May 2007
21st May
What Lurks Beneath
10th May
The Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
April 2007
27th April
London’s Walk on the Wild Side
20th April
Stand Behind the Yellow Line
13th April
Like Water for Chocolate
March 2007
23rd March
So, Another Magazine
16th March
Avoiding iContact
February 2007
23rd February
Sex and Art...
16th February
C-Charge Protest Fails to Bring Down Government
9th February
Live Earth London
January 2007
26th January
A Vote for Shilpa is a Vote for Britain
18th January
Carriage on up the West End
December 2006
29th December
Food for Thought
22nd December
A Poisonous Marketing Campaign
15th December
In for a Penny, In for Five Pounds
November 2006
17th November
Big Department Stores Leave Santa Out in the Cold
10th November
Failing to Save the World
October 2006
27th October
Frozen Prawns and Melting Icecaps
20th October
Predatory Pelicans and Happy Woodland Folk
13th October
Hope at last for east end of Oxford Street
September 2006
16th September
Lite the Blue Paper and Stand Well Back
9th September
Of Poles and Twiglets
August 2006
25th August
Free Fares For the Fat and the Fashionable
11th August
London Friendly
4th August
Archway To Organic Heaven
July 2006
21st July
London - Celebrity Frat House
7th July
Out of the Galleries into the Streets
June 2006
23rd June
Mayors, Nightmares and Marias
16th June
Downright Rude in Paris and London
9th June
Enter the Inferno
May 2006
26th May
Curvaceous Border
12th May
Vegging Out
April 2006
21st April
The Camden Crawl
17th April
Down the Pan
13th April
I Want to Break Free
9th April
Big Brother seems to have been left in a bar somewhere
7th April
Don't Box Me In
March 2006
24th March
Political Correctness Reaches New Heights
February 2006
24th February
A Stadium's Tale: Cup Final Goes West
17th February
Modern Musicals are Rubbish
10th February
The City-Side Alliance
January 2006
20th January
February Sales
20th January
Moby Sick
13th January
Glass Half Full
3rd January
Three Cheers for the Tube Station Workers
December 2005
22nd December
January Bites
16th December
A Remarkable Year
November 2005
25th November
And a Partridge in a JCB
11th November
Driving Miss Sadie
4th November
Spam, Spam, Spammity-Spam, Shakespeare, Zorro, Chico and Rasputin
October 2005
28th October
Trick or Treat?
21st October
We Don't Mind a Little Delay...
14th October
Final Resting Place for Young British Artists
September 2005
16th September
Just a small urn for me, please barman
9th September
DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!
2nd September
The Free Tenor
August 2005
30th August
Samba Rhythms Breaking Out All Over The Stadium
20th August
Getting Behind the Iron Farce
10th August
Mystery Play is No Sell Out
July 2005
29th July
Moving On From 7/7
22nd July
Get loaded in the park