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Nelson's Column
October
Final Resting Place for Young British Artists 14th October 2005
The End of a Sensational Era
Sensation! The name said it all. The exhibition that turned oddball modern art into a mainstay of water-cooler conversation, and turned a generation of artists into front-page news: Damien's shark, Tracey's bed Jake and Dinos' scenes of torture and mutilation, and that hilarious thing with the kebab.

And suddenly all of us trendy young journalists, publishers and socialites were picking our way through the puddles of Shoreditch, Bethnal Green and Hackney ('So daring! You know it's not even on the tube, darling') to turn our bemused, amused gazes on an art-world that only months before we hardly knew existed.

And now, the final curtain is being drawn on the work of the single most important figure from that generation. The Saatchi Gallery is to close, and the great collector is to move his work to Chelsea, after a very nasty dispute with the owners of County Hall.

Chelsea is not a place where exciting art is made or seen. Instead of East London’s young, multi-ethnic, 24-hour party people, the visitors will be Ladies Who Lunch, dropping by to pick out tasteful things to impress their friends at dinner parties. The galleries of Sloane Square and the King's Road are staffed by the languid daughters of the Home Counties' aristocracy, killing time before marriage, rather than the tattooed, angry young artists who took charge of Saatchi’s original gallery in Boundary Road.

And Saatchi himself seems to have changed. Marriage to Nigella Lawson has mellowed him. He hopes to have a trendy restaurant in his new gallery, which would certainly go bankrupt if his exhibition included the stomach-churningly repulsive art of the Chapman brothers (whose new work has the lovely title 'Like a Dog Returning to its Vomit'). And while I could quite happily go through the rest of my life without ever encountering another of their monstrously perverted creations, the shock value was a huge part of what made Saatchi's shows so thrilling, and without it, the London art-world will be much diminished.

There is one ray of hope: the court case that surrounded his move out of County Hall included allegations that he had attempted to throttle one of his landlord's representatives in a dispute over a disabled toilet. The passion isn't all gone from the man who used to have one of Damien Hirst's dead sheep in his hallway, and perhaps the new gallery will be a wake-up call to this sleepy part of town.
Saddles Soar in the City
Cycling in the capital has reached record highs, according to the latest figures revealed by mayor Ken Livingstone. Nearly 120,000 journeys are made each week on the capital's key roads, compared to 59,000 in 2000 making London the fastest growing cycling city in Europe, according to TfL's director of surface transport.
New Rubens Discovered
A previously unseen and only recently discovered drawing by Rubens forms the centrepiece of a new exhibition of the Flemish master’s work at the National Gallery. 'Rubens: A Master in the Making' outlines the first 15 years of the artist's career and also includes Massacre of the Innocents - one of his most famous works.
Somerset House Seeks Out Snaps
Somerset House - currently home to the Courtauld Gallery and a London outpost of St Petersburg's Hermitage Museum - has announced its ambition to become the home of a national museum of photography. Collections held at the Victoria and Albert and the National Museum of Photography, Film and Television in Bradford, currently have relatively little space to display their works.
December 2008
23rd December
January is on the Horizon
20th December
Merry Christmas
November 2008
26th November
All The World's A Stage
20th November
Surviving the Crunch
October 2008
24th October
Boris v Jingjing
17th October
Soaps in Pole Position
September 2008
23rd September
Chips too Chavvy for Chelsea
16th September
The London Restaurant Awards
August 2008
26th August
No Smoking, No Ducks, No Barbecues
20th August
The Olympics
July 2008
24th July
Sandwiched Out
17th July
The Show Ain't Over 'Til the Fat Lady's on Page 3
June 2008
26th June
Love All at Wimbledon
16th June
Miller Puts the Heat on Tennant
May 2008
27th May
Booze Banned on Buses
20th May
Same Again?
April 2008
23rd April
By George
11th April
Back to the 80s
March 2008
28th March
How do You Solve A Problem Like Medea?
20th March
Flight Fantastic
February 2008
20th February
Dark, Satanic Turnmills
6th February
A Diamond in the Drink
January 2008
21st January
People Wanted for Plinth
14th January
Boo! Hiss!
December 2007
28th December
Tate That - A Hirst for Art
20th December
Christmas Shopping
November 2007
27th November
Mind the Gap
26th November
London On A Tray
October 2007
26th October
Leaving the Station
14th October
The Sky's the Limit
September 2007
26th September
The Play Within A Play
19th September
Fashion, Frocks and Celeb Shocks
12th September
Saying Tanks for the Mammaries
August 2007
24th August
Heathrow under Siege
17th August
Gormless
10th August
Losing Face
July 2007
24th July
Are We Reaching Boiling Point Yet This Summer?
13th July
Red Ken versus Blonde Boris
June 2007
22nd June
Last Orders at the Fag Machine
11th June
London the Musical
May 2007
21st May
What Lurks Beneath
10th May
The Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
April 2007
27th April
London’s Walk on the Wild Side
20th April
Stand Behind the Yellow Line
13th April
Like Water for Chocolate
March 2007
23rd March
So, Another Magazine
16th March
Avoiding iContact
February 2007
23rd February
Sex and Art...
16th February
C-Charge Protest Fails to Bring Down Government
9th February
Live Earth London
January 2007
26th January
A Vote for Shilpa is a Vote for Britain
18th January
Carriage on up the West End
December 2006
29th December
Food for Thought
22nd December
A Poisonous Marketing Campaign
15th December
In for a Penny, In for Five Pounds
November 2006
17th November
Big Department Stores Leave Santa Out in the Cold
10th November
Failing to Save the World
October 2006
27th October
Frozen Prawns and Melting Icecaps
20th October
Predatory Pelicans and Happy Woodland Folk
13th October
Hope at last for east end of Oxford Street
September 2006
16th September
Lite the Blue Paper and Stand Well Back
9th September
Of Poles and Twiglets
August 2006
25th August
Free Fares For the Fat and the Fashionable
11th August
London Friendly
4th August
Archway To Organic Heaven
July 2006
21st July
London - Celebrity Frat House
7th July
Out of the Galleries into the Streets
June 2006
23rd June
Mayors, Nightmares and Marias
16th June
Downright Rude in Paris and London
9th June
Enter the Inferno
May 2006
26th May
Curvaceous Border
12th May
Vegging Out
April 2006
21st April
The Camden Crawl
17th April
Down the Pan
13th April
I Want to Break Free
9th April
Big Brother seems to have been left in a bar somewhere
7th April
Don't Box Me In
March 2006
24th March
Political Correctness Reaches New Heights
February 2006
24th February
A Stadium's Tale: Cup Final Goes West
17th February
Modern Musicals are Rubbish
10th February
The City-Side Alliance
January 2006
20th January
February Sales
20th January
Moby Sick
13th January
Glass Half Full
3rd January
Three Cheers for the Tube Station Workers
December 2005
22nd December
January Bites
16th December
A Remarkable Year
November 2005
25th November
And a Partridge in a JCB
11th November
Driving Miss Sadie
4th November
Spam, Spam, Spammity-Spam, Shakespeare, Zorro, Chico and Rasputin
October 2005
28th October
Trick or Treat?
21st October
We Don't Mind a Little Delay...
14th October
Final Resting Place for Young British Artists
September 2005
16th September
Just a small urn for me, please barman
9th September
DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!