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Nelson's Column
November
Surviving the Crunch 20th November 2008
London on a budget
One advantage of these credit crunch times (there has to be one) is what was previously judged a bit stingy is now praised as clever budgeting. So if you fancy being horribly mean this Christmas you'll almost certainly get away with it. A mumbled ‘credit crunch’ as your excuse will suffice... and no fear of social exclusion.

Yes, we’re tightening our belts for the worst economic downturn we’ve seen for thirty years. A bumpy ride is forecast. That hasn’t, of course, stood in the way of some major retail expansion in the city – the opening of the Westfield, it could be argued, couldn’t have come at a worse time. London’s largest shopping mall may still fall flat on its face but the opening certainly sparkled with excitement and plenty of celebrity endorsed spending. The Sugababes cut the ribbon at Boots, Danni Minogue did Next while Erin and Twiggy took on shoppers at M & S and Mary Queen of Shops urged the crowd to ‘go in and spend!’

Following the crunch-bucking trend, walking down Regent Street the other day I was struck by two major new shop openings – the enormous National Geographic store and, at the other end, the Ferrari shop. You could almost hear the fuel-injected engines revving up for its imminent launch behind the red hoarding boards. Doom mongers would have us believe these flagship retail giants will stand as testament to a by-gone golden shopping era come next year. But in the meantime you can enjoy one final shopping fling – bring on the bargains!

You only have to look around to see that London still has plenty of cut price offers and freebies to tempt us out – parks, art galleries and Alan Yau’s £3.50-a-plate dinners all give us something to smile about, even when the coffers are close to empty. Artist Adam Neate, too, showed his benevolent side when he set around 1,000 art works free on the city’s streets, just left them there for the taking. Lucky commuters must have thought Christmas had come early when, just going about their business, they picked up the priceless screen prints – which they soon put up on eBay at £1,000 a pop.

You can go out drinking for a pittance, too – if you avoid celeb hang-outs, red ropes and velvet carpets. To prove my point, those kind people at The Big Chill are offering a ‘Charlie and The Chocolate Factory’ style Golden Ticket throughout December. Instead of chocolate and ever-lasting bubble gum you get discounted drinks, money off meals and free festival tickets. There’s nothing doom and gloom about that. Sure, you can take the Scrooge attitude if you’re aiming to avoid bankruptcy but there are more imaginative ways of saving in the city this season.
Brits Sweep the Board at Emmys
London-born actor David Suchet – better known as Poirot to TV fans – scooped best actor at the Emmys for his portrayal of Robert Maxwell, the disgraced media tycoon. He called it an "unbelievable night for the Brits" when he and fellow actors dominated the recent US TV awards ceremony. Lucy Cohu, 37, who lives in Kensal Green, won the best actress category for her role in the harrowing drama ‘Forgiven’, about a suburban housewife who reports her husband for sexually abusing their daughter. ‘Life On Mars’ and ‘The IT Crowd’ also received Emmys for best drama and best comedy respectively, bringing the total number of trophies to a magnificent seven for the Brits.
Lily's Dad Shivers the Timbers in Treasure Island
Those talented Allens, you can’t go out in London without bumping into one of them these days – well, Lily is featured in the free sheets daily and she’s got a new album out early next year (make a nice change for being known for shooting her mouth off). Brother Alfie took centre stage when he replaced Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe in 'Equus'. Now it’s dad’s turn to take to the starring role, playing parrot-wearing pirate villain Long John Silver. That’s right, the Vindaloo singing national treasure plays a convincing lead in ‘Treasure Island’... shame, when we went along we couldn’t help the feeling we were watching a school play.
Closing Time at Cafe Royal
After more than 140 years as one of London’s top night spots, the Café Royal is officially closing its doors. Three other clubs in the vicinity – Paper, Dolce and Chinawhite – are also calling time at the bar along with the historic Regent Street venue. It’s not all bad news, though – in place of these (arguably overpriced and snooty) celeb hang-outs there’ll be a 160-bedroom five star luxury hotel and spa. Billed as, “the most ambitious redevelopment ever undertaken on Regent Street”, the makeover will make the most of historic rooms that have played host to Oscar Wilde, Edward VIII and George VI in their time.
December 2008
23rd December
January is on the Horizon
20th December
Merry Christmas
November 2008
26th November
All The World's A Stage
20th November
Surviving the Crunch
October 2008
24th October
Boris v Jingjing
17th October
Soaps in Pole Position
September 2008
23rd September
Chips too Chavvy for Chelsea
16th September
The London Restaurant Awards
August 2008
26th August
No Smoking, No Ducks, No Barbecues
20th August
The Olympics
July 2008
24th July
Sandwiched Out
17th July
The Show Ain't Over 'Til the Fat Lady's on Page 3
June 2008
26th June
Love All at Wimbledon
16th June
Miller Puts the Heat on Tennant
May 2008
27th May
Booze Banned on Buses
20th May
Same Again?
April 2008
23rd April
By George
11th April
Back to the 80s
March 2008
28th March
How do You Solve A Problem Like Medea?
20th March
Flight Fantastic
February 2008
20th February
Dark, Satanic Turnmills
6th February
A Diamond in the Drink
January 2008
21st January
People Wanted for Plinth
14th January
Boo! Hiss!
December 2007
28th December
Tate That - A Hirst for Art
20th December
Christmas Shopping
November 2007
27th November
Mind the Gap
26th November
London On A Tray
October 2007
26th October
Leaving the Station
14th October
The Sky's the Limit
September 2007
26th September
The Play Within A Play
19th September
Fashion, Frocks and Celeb Shocks
12th September
Saying Tanks for the Mammaries
August 2007
24th August
Heathrow under Siege
17th August
Gormless
10th August
Losing Face
July 2007
24th July
Are We Reaching Boiling Point Yet This Summer?
13th July
Red Ken versus Blonde Boris
June 2007
22nd June
Last Orders at the Fag Machine
11th June
London the Musical
May 2007
21st May
What Lurks Beneath
10th May
The Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
April 2007
27th April
London’s Walk on the Wild Side
20th April
Stand Behind the Yellow Line
13th April
Like Water for Chocolate
March 2007
23rd March
So, Another Magazine
16th March
Avoiding iContact
February 2007
23rd February
Sex and Art...
16th February
C-Charge Protest Fails to Bring Down Government
9th February
Live Earth London
January 2007
26th January
A Vote for Shilpa is a Vote for Britain
18th January
Carriage on up the West End
December 2006
29th December
Food for Thought
22nd December
A Poisonous Marketing Campaign
15th December
In for a Penny, In for Five Pounds
November 2006
17th November
Big Department Stores Leave Santa Out in the Cold
10th November
Failing to Save the World
October 2006
27th October
Frozen Prawns and Melting Icecaps
20th October
Predatory Pelicans and Happy Woodland Folk
13th October
Hope at last for east end of Oxford Street
September 2006
16th September
Lite the Blue Paper and Stand Well Back
9th September
Of Poles and Twiglets
August 2006
25th August
Free Fares For the Fat and the Fashionable
11th August
London Friendly
4th August
Archway To Organic Heaven
July 2006
21st July
London - Celebrity Frat House
7th July
Out of the Galleries into the Streets
June 2006
23rd June
Mayors, Nightmares and Marias
16th June
Downright Rude in Paris and London
9th June
Enter the Inferno
May 2006
26th May
Curvaceous Border
12th May
Vegging Out
April 2006
21st April
The Camden Crawl
17th April
Down the Pan
13th April
I Want to Break Free
9th April
Big Brother seems to have been left in a bar somewhere
7th April
Don't Box Me In
March 2006
24th March
Political Correctness Reaches New Heights
February 2006
24th February
A Stadium's Tale: Cup Final Goes West
17th February
Modern Musicals are Rubbish
10th February
The City-Side Alliance
January 2006
20th January
February Sales
20th January
Moby Sick
13th January
Glass Half Full
3rd January
Three Cheers for the Tube Station Workers
December 2005
22nd December
January Bites
16th December
A Remarkable Year
November 2005
25th November
And a Partridge in a JCB
11th November
Driving Miss Sadie
4th November
Spam, Spam, Spammity-Spam, Shakespeare, Zorro, Chico and Rasputin
October 2005
28th October
Trick or Treat?
21st October
We Don't Mind a Little Delay...
14th October
Final Resting Place for Young British Artists
September 2005
16th September
Just a small urn for me, please bar