Milton Jones: On The Road  

 
 

THIS EVENT ENDED ON THE 19TH APRIL 2013

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Milton Jones: On The RoadThe crazy-haired king of one-liners is back on the road with a selection of garish shirts and this new live show, the imaginatively entitled On The Road. Star of TV's Mock The Week and Radio 4, Milton Jones is the comedic genius behind wonderfully simplistic jokes such as: "My wife, it's difficult to say what she does... she sells seashells on the seashore" and "To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet... you can hide but you can't run" and "Here's a picture of me with REM. That's me in the corner". You get the picture. This night at the Hammersmith Apollo brings Jones's On The Road tour to a no-doubt raucous conclusion. "Jones weaves a hypnotic web of lunacy," says Time Out, who dub the master of absurdity a "one man laughter factory".

 

About Hammersmith Apollo

Once London's largest all-seater venue, the Hammersmith Apollo has a 3,600 capacity for seated shows and a 5,000 capacity for standing-room-only gigs. It was renovated in 2002, and now works well as a venue for theatre (hosting a huge variety of shows from Riverdance to Thomas the Tank Engine) as well as rock concerts. More about Hammersmith Apollo

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Hammersmith Grove NCP
 
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Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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Ricky Gervais: HumanityRicky Gervais: HumanityThe Emmy, Golden Globe and BAFTA award-winning creator of Extras and The Office tours with his latest stand up show containing yet more of his famous brand of dark unflinching humour.2017-10-04T19:30:00+01002017-10-19T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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The PretendersThe PretendersChrissie Hynde fronts the British-American collective who formed in Hereford in 1978 as they perform their iconic punk-rock originals, including I'll Stand by You.2017-10-08T19:00:00+01002017-10-08T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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