Milton Jones: On The Road  

 
 

THIS EVENT ENDED ON THE 19TH APRIL 2013

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, 45 Queen Caroline Street, Hammersmith and Fulham, London W6 9QH
 
 
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Milton Jones: On The RoadThe crazy-haired king of one-liners is back on the road with a selection of garish shirts and this new live show, the imaginatively entitled On The Road. Star of TV's Mock The Week and Radio 4, Milton Jones is the comedic genius behind wonderfully simplistic jokes such as: "My wife, it's difficult to say what she does... she sells seashells on the seashore" and "To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet... you can hide but you can't run" and "Here's a picture of me with REM. That's me in the corner". You get the picture. This night at the Hammersmith Apollo brings Jones's On The Road tour to a no-doubt raucous conclusion. "Jones weaves a hypnotic web of lunacy," says Time Out, who dub the master of absurdity a "one man laughter factory".

 

About Hammersmith Apollo

Once London's largest all-seater venue, the Hammersmith Apollo has a 3,600 capacity for seated shows and a 5,000 capacity for standing-room-only gigs. It was renovated in 2002, and now works well as a venue for theatre (hosting a huge variety of shows from Riverdance to Thomas the Tank Engine) as well as rock concerts. More about Hammersmith Apollo

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Hammersmith Grove NCP
 
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London > Hotels > Mid-Range Chain Hotel   from £46  31% off
94 King Street, W6 | 5 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
Located right in the heart of stylish west London, the Best Western Plus Seraphine Hammersmith Hotel is a modern and cosy hotel offering simple connections to ... More
 
 
 
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London > Hotels > Budget Chain Hotel   from £49  40% off
124 King Street, W6 | 7 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
The old Fuller's brewery forms the home of this stylish budget hotel, conveniently located halfway between Heathrow Airport and Central London. It's an easy stroll to ... More
 
 
 
Hilton London Olympia Hotel
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380 Kensington High Street, W14 | 16 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
Though it is designed for visitors to the nearby Olympia Exhibition Centre, there are plenty of other reasons to stay at the Hilton Olympia, not least ... More
 
 
 
 
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Lyric Hammersmith, Lyric Square, 2 King Street, W6 | 3 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
After reopening the Lyric Hammersmith in 2015, Sean Holmes's smash hit production of Bugsy Malone returns to the theatre this year. With Sir Alan Parker giving ...More
 
 
 
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Frank Matcham's velvet and gilt theatre was saved from demolition - following a public outcry - by being carefully dismantled, moved from its location further down ... More
 
 
 
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Crisp Road, Hammersmith, W6 | 3 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
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Riverside Studios
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King Street, W6 | 3 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
Pedestrianised square outside Lyric Hammersmith, home to weekly food markets and occasional live theatre performances which become a regular fixture in the summer months.... More
 
 
 
Albert & Friends Instant Circus
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Riverside Studios, Crisp Road, W6 | 3 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
West London-based charity Albert & Friends Instant Circus is on a mission to nurture the creative spark in young people, regardless of their ability and circumstances. ... More
 
 
 
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Fulham Palace Road, W6 | 7 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
Maggie's Centre next to Charing Cross Hospital in Hammersmith is the first cancer care hospice in England (there are several more in Scotland) for this charitable ... More
 
 
 
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St Paul's Church, Queen Caroline Street, W6 | 1 minute from Milton Jones: On The Road
A rose-nosed reindeer walks into a bar and the elf barman says: "Why the long face?" Rudolf duly replies: "I've got pines and needles". Yes, yes... ... More
 
 
 
L'Oreal Technical Centre
London > Shopping > Hair and Grooming
255 Hammersmith Road, W6 | 1 minute from Milton Jones: On The Road
Hairdressing school... More
 
 
 
Sock Shop
London > Shopping > Ladies Fashion
The Broadway Shopping Centre, Centre West, W6 | 2 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
A chain of sock and hosiery specialists. Also stocks a range of male and female accessories. As you can imagine they offer a bewildering variety of ... More
 
 
 
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The Gate Vegetarian Restaurant
London > Restaurants > Vegetarian restaurants
51 Queen Caroline Street, Hammersmith, , W6 | 1 minute from Milton Jones: On The Road
One of the best vegetarian restaurants in London, when the original Hammersmith branch closed for refurbishment in 2012 The Gate opened a new restaurant at 370 ... More
 
 
 
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Pret A Manger
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8 King Street, W6 | 3 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
Pret sells up market fast food, hand made from natural ingredients, to take away or eat on site, in its trademark no nonsense chrome interiors. The ... More
 
 
 
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Lyric Hammersmith Cafe
London > Restaurants > Cafes and Delis
Lyric Square, W6 | 3 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
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Pitman Training Centre
London > Education > Professional Training
123 King Street, Hammersmith, W6 | 5 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
Secretarial, clerical and IT training... More
 
 
 
Hammersmith and Fulham ETAA
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Macbeth Centre, Macbeth Street, W6 | 6 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
Careers and Student advice ... More
 
 
 
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Holmes Place
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181 Hammersmith Road, W6 | 5 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
A chain of upmarket health clubs and gyms. The different clubs vary but they tend to have all the latest fitness equipment in fully air conditioned ... More
 
 
 
Amateur Rowing Association
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6 Lower Mall, W6 | 5 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
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19 Lower Mall, W6 | 5 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
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12 Sutton Lane, W4 | 4 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
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Blue Anchor
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13 Lower Mall, W6 | 5 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
Tucked away in the shadow of Hammersmith Bridge this small, but perfectly formed, traditional riverside pub offers a peaceful retreat from the chaos of Hammersmith’s relentless ... More
 
 
 
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The Stonemasons Arms
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54 Cambridge Grove, Hammersmith, W6 | 6 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
Hammersmith's original gastropub was highly rated for its bare brick walls, wooden furniture and no frills interior; what mattered was the food. Things have changed in ... More
 
 
 
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Smollensky's
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Bradmore House, Queen Caroline Street, W6 | 1 minute from Milton Jones: On The Road
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Crisp Road, W6 | 3 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
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OSP Bar
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80 Fulham Palace Road, W6 | 4 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
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David Brent & Foregone ConclusionDavid Brent & Foregone ConclusionRicky Gervais' character from The Office tours, performing some of Brent's back catalogue which includes Free Love Freeway, Spaceman Came Down and Slough.2016-09-08T19:30:00+01002016-09-09T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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Hyundai Mercury Prize 2016Hyundai Mercury Prize 2016The prestigious album award which seeks to recognise artistic achievements within the UK music industry. This year's nominees are: Anohni - Hopelessness, Bat For Lashes - The Bride, David Bowie - Blackstar, Jamie Woon - Making Time, Kano - Made In The Manor, Laura Mvula - The Dreaming Room, Michael Kiwanuka - Love & Hate, Radiohead - A Moon Shaped 2016-09-15T19:00:00+01002016-09-15T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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Ricky MartinRicky MartinThe Grammy Award-winning Latin pop heaththrob, who has sold over 60 million albums, continues to live la vida loca on his One World tour with this one-off UK date as part of the Autism Rocks Sessions to raise funds and awareness for the Autism Research Trust.2016-09-23T19:00:00+01002016-09-23T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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BjorkBjorkBjorkThe Icelandic singer-songwriter, known for her eclectic music style that gambols through electro, art-pop and avant-garde, performs a one-off show at Royal Albert Hall, falling amid the Bjork Digital exhibition at Somerset House. This concert on 21st September sold out so quickly that this additional London show has been added three nights later, a2016-09-24T00:00:00+01002016-09-24T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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event > Concerts > Rock & Pop - Electronica
PRICING  £43.30-£99.40
DATES  Saturday 24th September 2016
VENUE  Hammersmith Apollo 
The Icelandic singer-songwriter, known for her eclectic music style that gambols through electro, art-pop and avant-garde, performs a one-off show at Royal Albert Hall, falling amid the Bjork Digital exhibition at Somerset House. This concert on 21st September sold out so quickly that this additional London show has been added three nights later, a... More about this event
 
Ronan KeatingRonan KeatingThe Irish singer-songwriter, who rose to fame in the pop group Boyzone in the 90s, embarks on a solo tour, performing new and old material including 'When You Say Nothing At All', which was used in the British film Notting Hill.2016-09-29T19:30:00+01002016-09-29T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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Burna BoyBurna BoyNigerian singer-songwriter, who fuses reggae and dancehall and is heavily influenced by Fela Kuti, performs popular songs including Jawa Dey, Like To Party and Don Gordon plus tracks from his sophomore album.2016-10-01T18:30:00+01002016-10-01T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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Burna Boy
OlamideOlamideThe rapper superstar, also known as Nigeria-born vocalist Olamide Adedeji, performs his award-winning brand of hip hop.2016-10-09T18:30:00+01002016-10-09T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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Olamide
Goo Goo DollsGoo Goo DollsIndie-rock and pop by the band who originate from Buffalo, New York State, lead by vocalist John Rzeznik.2016-10-14T19:00:00+01002016-10-14T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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Goo Goo Dolls
Laura PausiniLaura PausiniThe singer-songwriter, who hails from Solarolo, Italy, performs contemporary pop music.2016-10-15T19:30:00+01002016-10-15T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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Laura Pausini
Babbu MannBabbu MannThe internationally-acclaimed Punjabi singer-songwriter, actor and film producer performs his hits.2016-10-16T18:30:00+01002016-10-16T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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