Milton Jones: On The Road

 
 

THIS EVENT ENDED ON THE 19TH APRIL 2013

ADDRESS
, 45 Queen Caroline Street, Hammersmith and Fulham, London W6 9QH
 
 
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OPENING TIMES
7pm
 
PRICES
£20
 

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Milton Jones: On The RoadThe crazy-haired king of one-liners is back on the road with a selection of garish shirts and this new live show, the imaginatively entitled On The Road. Star of TV's Mock The Week and Radio 4, Milton Jones is the comedic genius behind wonderfully simplistic jokes such as: "My wife, it's difficult to say what she does... she sells seashells on the seashore" and "To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet... you can hide but you can't run" and "Here's a picture of me with REM. That's me in the corner". You get the picture. This night at the Hammersmith Apollo brings Jones's On The Road tour to a no-doubt raucous conclusion. "Jones weaves a hypnotic web of lunacy," says Time Out, who dub the master of absurdity a "one man laughter factory".

 

About Hammersmith Apollo

Once London's largest all-seater venue, the Hammersmith Apollo has a 3,600 capacity for seated shows and a 5,000 capacity for standing-room-only gigs. It was renovated in 2002, and now works well as a venue for theatre (hosting a huge variety of shows from Riverdance to Thomas the Tank Engine) as well as rock concerts. More about Hammersmith Apollo

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Underground Stations

Underground Stations

 
Hammersmith Tube Station
 
3 minutes walk
 
Baron's Court Tube Station
 
9 minutes walk
 
Railway Stations

Railway Stations

 
 
 
 
Car Parks

Car Parks

 
Hammersmith Grove NCP
 
5 minutes walk
 
Kings Mall Car Park
 
6 minutes walk
 
 
 
 

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Riverside Studios
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London > Attractions >
King Street, W6 | 3 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
Pedestrianised square outside Lyric Hammersmith, home to weekly food markets and occasional live theatre performances which become a regular fixture in the summer months.... More
 
 
 
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Riverside Studios, Crisp Road, W6 | 3 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
West London-based charity Albert & Friends Instant Circus is on a mission to nurture the creative spark in young people, regardless of their ability and circumstances. ... More
 
 
 
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L'Oreal Technical Centre
London > Shopping > Hair and Grooming
255 Hammersmith Road, W6 | 1 minute from Milton Jones: On The Road
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Sock Shop
London > Shopping > Ladies Fashion
The Broadway Shopping Centre, Centre West, W6 | 2 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
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The Gate Vegetarian Restaurant
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51 Queen Caroline Street, Hammersmith, , W6 | 1 minute from Milton Jones: On The Road
One of the best vegetarian restaurants in London, when the original Hammersmith branch closed for refurbishment in 2012 The Gate opened a new restaurant at 370 ... More
 
 
 
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Pret A Manger
London > Restaurants > Cafes and Delis
8 King Street, W6 | 3 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
Pret sells up market fast food, hand made from natural ingredients, to take away or eat on site, in its trademark no nonsense chrome interiors. The ... More
 
 
 
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Lyric Hammersmith Cafe
London > Restaurants > Cafes and Delis
Lyric Square, W6 | 3 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
If you're coming to the Lyric for a night at the theatre - or even if you're just passing Lyric Square - the Lyric Cafe is ... More
 
 
 
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Pitman Training Centre
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123 King Street, Hammersmith, W6 | 5 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
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London > Education > Career Services
Macbeth Centre, Macbeth Street, W6 | 6 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
Careers and Student advice ... More
 
 
 
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Holmes Place
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181 Hammersmith Road, W6 | 5 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
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Amateur Rowing Association
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6 Lower Mall, W6 | 5 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
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12 Sutton Lane, W4 | 4 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
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Blue Anchor
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13 Lower Mall, W6 | 5 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
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Smollensky's
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Bradmore House, Queen Caroline Street, W6 | 1 minute from Milton Jones: On The Road
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80 Fulham Palace Road, W6 | 4 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
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Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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VENUE  Hammersmith Apollo 
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Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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PRICING  £29.25
DATES  Thursday 18th and Friday 19th February 2016
VENUE  Hammersmith Apollo 
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Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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PRICING  £56.75, £67.75
DATES  Friday 26th February 2016
VENUE  Hammersmith Apollo 
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Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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