Milton Jones: On The Road  

 
 

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Milton Jones: On The RoadThe crazy-haired king of one-liners is back on the road with a selection of garish shirts and this new live show, the imaginatively entitled On The Road. Star of TV's Mock The Week and Radio 4, Milton Jones is the comedic genius behind wonderfully simplistic jokes such as: "My wife, it's difficult to say what she does... she sells seashells on the seashore" and "To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet... you can hide but you can't run" and "Here's a picture of me with REM. That's me in the corner". You get the picture. This night at the Hammersmith Apollo brings Jones's On The Road tour to a no-doubt raucous conclusion. "Jones weaves a hypnotic web of lunacy," says Time Out, who dub the master of absurdity a "one man laughter factory".

 

About Hammersmith Apollo

Once London's largest all-seater venue, the Hammersmith Apollo has a 3,600 capacity for seated shows and a 5,000 capacity for standing-room-only gigs. It was renovated in 2002, and now works well as a venue for theatre (hosting a huge variety of shows from Riverdance to Thomas the Tank Engine) as well as rock concerts. More about Hammersmith Apollo

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Hammersmith Tube Station
 
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Baron's Court Tube Station
 
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Hammersmith Grove NCP
 
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Kings Mall Car Park
 
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London > Hotels > Budget Chain Hotel   from £57  33% off
124 King Street, W6 | 7 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
The old Fuller's brewery forms the home of this stylish budget hotel, conveniently located halfway between Heathrow Airport and Central London. It's an easy stroll to ... More
 
 
 
Hilton London Olympia Hotel
London > Hotels > Mid-Range Chain Hotel   from £65  26% off
380 Kensington High Street, W14 | 16 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
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London > Hotels > Mid-Range Chain Hotel   from £47  24% off
407 Goldhawk Road, W6 | 17 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
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Penn & Teller
London > Events > Theatre  Dates: 21st to 25th Jun 2017 - 7.30pm
Milton Jones: On The Road, 45 Queen Caroline Street, W6 | Same location as Milton Jones: On The Road
The Las Vegas based duo are heavy-weights of the American magician and entertainment scene, and perform a host of their mesmerising tricks this evening....More
 
 
 
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Popcaan
London > Events > Concerts  Dates: Saturday 1st July 2017 - 7pm
Milton Jones: On The Road, 45 Queen Caroline Street, W6 | Same location as Milton Jones: On The Road
Andrae Hugh Sutherland, the singer-songwriter from Jamaica, brings his reggae originals to the UK's stages....More
 
 
 
Terror
London > Events > Theatre  Dates: 14th June to 15th July 2017
Milton Jones: On The Road, Lyric Square, 2 King Street, W6 | 3 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
You the audience decides the verdict when a pilot of hijacked plane is put on trial in this work by Ferdinand von Schirach. The Lyric presents ...More
 
 
 
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London > Entertainment > Theatres
Lyric Square, 2 King Street, W6 | 3 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
Frank Matcham's velvet and gilt theatre was saved from demolition - following a public outcry - by being carefully dismantled, moved from its location further down ... More
 
 
 
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Riverside Studios - Theatre
London > Entertainment > Theatres
Crisp Road, Hammersmith, W6 | 3 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
Excellent small studio theatre staging innovative comedy and more serious productions. The Riverside's location on the Thames in Hammersmith makes it the local theatre of West ... More
 
 
 
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Riverside Studios
London > Entertainment > Arts Centres
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London > Attractions > Sights
Fulham Palace Road, W6 | 7 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
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William Morris Society
London > Attractions > Art Galleries
26 Upper Mall, W6 | 10 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
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7 Hammersmith Terrace
London > Attractions > Historic Buildings
Hammersmith, W6 | 15 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
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London > Shopping > Specialists
St Paul's Church, Queen Caroline Street, W6 | 1 minute from Milton Jones: On The Road
A rose-nosed reindeer walks into a bar and the elf barman says: "Why the long face?" Rudolf duly replies: "I've got pines and needles". Yes, yes... ... More
 
 
 
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London > Shopping > Food and Drink Shops
51 Palliser Road, Hammersmith, London W14 | 10 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
Winner of the 2004 award for Best Butcher in Britain, this extraordinary shop is well worth the trip to Baron's Court. A more recent award in ... More
 
 
 
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Warren Evans Furniture
London > Shopping > House and Garden
240 Trussley Road, Hammersmith, W6 | 10 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
Handmade wooden beds, matresses and furniture that are a class above your average flat packed homeware. All the timber is ethically sourced and fairly traded, with ... More
 
 
 
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London > Restaurants > Vegetarian restaurants
51 Queen Caroline Street, Hammersmith, , W6 | 1 minute from Milton Jones: On The Road
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Pret A Manger
London > Restaurants > Cafes and Delis
8 King Street, W6 | 3 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
Pret sells up market fast food, hand made from natural ingredients, to take away or eat on site, in its trademark no nonsense chrome interiors. The ... More
 
 
 
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Lyric Hammersmith Cafe
London > Restaurants > Cafes and Delis
Lyric Square, W6 | 3 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
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London Academy of Music & Dramatic Art
London > Education > Arts and Drama
155 Talgarth Road, Hammersmith, London W14 | 9 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
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King Street College
London > Education > English Language Courses
47 Shepherd's Bush Green, W12 | 17 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
This school teaches about 800 students from 40 different countries, offering general and exam focused English language courses for adults. Students prepare for the Cambridge exams and ... More
 
 
 
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Leiths School of Food and Wine
London > Education > Cookery Courses
16-20 Wendell Road, W12 | 22 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
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London > Leisure > Parks and Gardens
Ravenscourt Avenue, W6 | 12 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
Ravenscourt Park is a scenic green space with a selection of tennis courts - spread out in three areas of the park - basketball court, bowling ... More
 
 
 
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Palliser Road, West Kensington, Hammersmith, London W14 | 12 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
Established in 1886 during the reign of Queen Victoria, the Queen's Club was the first multi-purpose sports complex to be built anywhere in the world. But ... More
 
 
 
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Brackenbury Natural Health Clinic
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30 Brackenbury Road, W6 | 14 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
Well respected natural health clinic where colonic irrigation is offered along with alternative treatments like cranio-sacral therapy, psychotherapy and homeopathy.... More
 
 
 
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12 Sutton Lane, W4 | 4 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
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Blue Anchor
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13 Lower Mall, W6 | 5 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
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The Stonemasons Arms
London > Restaurants > Gastropub
54 Cambridge Grove, Hammersmith, W6 | 6 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
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Green Room
London > Nightlife > Bars
45A Goldhawk Road, W12 | 15 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
Where the Bush Bar and Grill used to be - down a dingy alley off Goldhawk Road - we now have the Green Room. Gone is ... More
 
 
 
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London > Nightlife > Bars
15-19 Goldhawk Road, W12 | 16 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
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Olympia London
London > Business > Venue Hire
Hammersmith Road, Kensington, London W14 | 14 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
Times have changed since the Olympia first flung open its doors to the public on Boxing Day 1886 for the Hippodrome Circus, with the promise of ... More
 
 
 
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Earls Court Conference and Exhibition Centre
London > Business > Venue Hire
Warwick Road, Earls Court, London SW5 | 23 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
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High Road House
London > Business > Venue Hire
162 Chiswick High Road, Chiswick, W4 | 25 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
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Penn & TellerPenn & TellerThe Las Vegas based duo are heavy-weights of the American magician and entertainment scene, and perform a host of their mesmerising tricks this evening.2017-06-22T19:30:00+01002017-06-25T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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Penn & Teller
A Night Of Comedy In Aid Of People Affected By The Grenfell Tower FireA Night Of Comedy In Aid Of People Affected By The Grenfell Tower FireMichael McIntyre, Kevin Bridges, Alan Carr, Micky Flanagan, Jo Brand, Rob Beckett, Josh Widdicombe, Jon Richardson, Katherine Ryan, Seann Walsh, Adam Hills and Russell Kane raise funds for people affected by the Grenfell Tower fire via The Kensington & Chelsea Foundation.2017-06-27T19:30:00+01002017-06-27T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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A Night Of Comedy In Aid Of People Affected By The Grenfell Tower Fire
PopcaanPopcaanAndrae Hugh Sutherland, the singer-songwriter from Jamaica, brings his reggae originals to the UK's stages.2017-07-01T19:00:00+01002017-07-01T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
Category: event
On Soon
Popcaan
Midnight OilMidnight OilThe ARIA award-winning band from Australia perform their popular rock tunes.2017-07-04T19:00:00+01002017-07-04T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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Midnight Oil
Steve WinwoodSteve WinwoodThe Grammy Award-winning songsmith and former Spencer Davis Group vocalist performs his hits.2017-07-05T19:00:00+01002017-07-05T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
Category: event
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Steve Winwood
Erykah BaduErykah BaduR&B, soul, funk and blues from the Texan singer.2017-07-06T19:00:00+01002017-07-07T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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Erykah Badu
Buddy GuyBuddy GuyThe inspirational bluesman from Louisiana plays his hits.2017-07-13T18:30:00+01002017-07-13T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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Buddy Guy
Wet Wet WetWet Wet WetMarti Pellow and his Clydebank-formed ensemble return mark the 30th anniversary of their successful album Popped In Souled Out with a blue-eyed soul and pop performance, including hit single Sweet Little Mystery.2017-07-14T19:00:00+01002017-07-14T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
Category: event
On Soon
Wet Wet Wet
Jack Whitehall: At LargeJack Whitehall: At LargeCynical observations and smart wit from the Fresh Meat star and multi-award-winning stand-up and TV regular.2017-07-20T20:00:00+01002017-07-22T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
Category: event
On Soon
Jack Whitehall: At Large
Midnight OilMidnight OilThe ARIA award-winning band from Australia perform their popular rock tunes.2017-07-23T19:00:00+01002017-07-23T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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