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NSFWAcclaimed young British playwright Lucy Kirkwood makes her Royal Court debut with NSFW, a sharp contemporary comedy about "money, sex and Photo-shop" that takes a sideways glance at power games and privacy in the world of the media, and beyond. Short for 'Not Safe For Work', NSFW no doubt includes more offensive material and expletives than the Leveson Inquiry contained injunctions. Carrie's getting them out for the lads; Charlotte's just grateful to have a job; Sam's being asked to sell more than his body and Aidan's trying to keep Doghouse from going under. Nominated for an Evening Standard Best Newcomer award, Kirkwood's theatre credits include Tinderbox (Bush Theatre), Beauty and the Beast (National Theatre) and Hedda (Gate Theatre), while her CV includes a stint as screenwriting for Skins. Simon Godwin, Associate Director at the Royal Court, directs this intriguing new play.

 

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Dedicated to putting on new work and discovering new voices, the Royal Court Theatre was seen as 'the most important theatre in Europe' by no less an authority than The New York Times. In 1956 it staged John Osborne's Look Back in Anger - a landmark in modern British drama - and the Sloane Square theatre has continued to produce work of an equally high standard, with numerous productions making a successful transition to the West End. More about Royal Court Theatre

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London > Hotels > Mid-Range Chain Hotel   from £73  37% off
7-12 Sloane Square, SW1W | 1 minute from NSFW
Located right on Sloane Square, where the old Royal Court Hotel used to be, Sloane Square Hotel is a welcoming and well decorated reincarnation. All the ... More
 
 
 
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Stylish antique d'cor, a peaceful but convenient location, and spacious, airy rooms are all essential to this hotel's appeal. Yet it is the unbeatable service that ... More
 
 
 
 
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Anna Jordan's Bruntwood Prize-winning play Yen receives its London premiere in 2016, with a staging at the Royal Court Theatre. The dark production focuses on Hench ...More
 
 
 
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Music in Offices - Office Choir Of The Year Final
London > Events > Music  Dates: Wednesday 10th February 2016 - 7.30pm
Cadogan Hall, 5 Sloane Terrace, SW1X | 2 minutes from NSFW
The four finalists compete for the title, hosted by Tim Rhys-Evans....More
 
 
 
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Saatchi Gallery, Duke of York's Square, King's Road, Hyde Park, London SW3 | 3 minutes from NSFW
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Having been refurbished this store now extends to include collectables for the home as well as the famous antique, post-war and modern jewellery. C&B is known ... More
 
 
 
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On the site where Oriel stood for 20 years, Colbert is on the Sloane Square block and was transformed by Chris Corbin and Jeremy King. The ... More
 
 
 
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At a time when most restaurant owners are trying their hand at gastropubs - Gordon Ramsay is a case in point - Tom and Ed Martin ... More
 
 
 
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102 Eaton Square, Belgravia, London SW1W | 7 minutes from NSFW
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The Big Idea: Two DuetsThe Big Idea: Two DuetsTwo writer-performers collaborate to create short plays to perform together, including Silly Girl by Ellie Kendrick on Feb 10 and The Holding Place by Sue MacLaine on Feb 23.2016-02-10T21:00:00+00002016-02-23T00:00:00+0000 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
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YenYenYenAnna Jordan's Bruntwood Prize-winning play Yen receives its London premiere in 2016, with a staging at the Royal Court Theatre. The dark production focuses on Hench and his brother Bobbie, who live in squalor playing out a cycle of PlayStation and pornography. Their mum visits intermittently but she comes with empty pockets and empty promises. When2016-02-10T00:00:00+00002016-02-13T00:00:00+0000 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
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event > Theatre > Dramas
PRICING  £20
DATES  22nd January to 13th February 2016
VENUE  Royal Court Theatre 
Anna Jordan's Bruntwood Prize-winning play Yen receives its London premiere in 2016, with a staging at the Royal Court Theatre. The dark production focuses on Hench and his brother Bobbie, who live in squalor playing out a cycle of PlayStation and pornography. Their mum visits intermittently but she comes with empty pockets and empty promises. When... More about this event
 
Escaped AloneEscaped AloneEscaped AloneThe Royal Court Theatre celebrates its 60th birthday in 2016 and commencing the year will be Caryl Churchill's Escaped Alone. Directed by James Macdonald, the production tells the story of three old friends and a neighbour, a summer of afternoons in the backyard, lots of tea, and a catastrophe. For more information you'll have to book tickets!2016-02-10T00:00:00+00002016-03-12T00:00:00+0000 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
Category: event
Now On

event > Theatre > Dramas
PRICING  From £10
DATES  21st January to 12th March 2016
VENUE  Royal Court Theatre 
The Royal Court Theatre celebrates its 60th birthday in 2016 and commencing the year will be Caryl Churchill's Escaped Alone. Directed by James Macdonald, the production tells the story of three old friends and a neighbour, a summer of afternoons in the backyard, lots of tea, and a catastrophe. For more information you'll have to book tickets!... More about this event
 
Dialogue Club: Escaped AloneDialogue Club: Escaped AloneDiscuss the play Escaped Alone with other theatre-goers.2016-02-24T20:45:00+00002016-02-24T00:00:00+0000 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
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I See YouI See YouI See You Known for acting in the likes of Carmen Disruption, The Winter's Tale and A Raisin In The Sun, Noma Dumezweni makes her directional debut with I See You at the Royal Court Theatre . Presented as part of International Playwrights: A Genesis Foundation Project and developed during the Royal Court's new writing project in South Africa, the p2016-02-25T00:00:00+00002016-03-26T00:00:00+0000 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
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event > Theatre > Dramas
PRICING  £20
DATES  25th February to 26th March 2016
VENUE  Royal Court Theatre 
Known for acting in the likes of Carmen Disruption, The Winter's Tale and A Raisin In The Sun, Noma Dumezweni makes her directional debut with I See You at the Royal Court Theatre . Presented as part of International Playwrights: A Genesis Foundation Project and developed during the Royal Court's new writing project in South Africa, the p... More about this event
 
Told From The Inside (New Plays From Syria And Lebanon)Told From The Inside (New Plays From Syria And Lebanon)Three accounts of exile, displacement and survival, created as part of a two-year project involving emerging Lebanese and Syrian writers, Royal Court International Director Elyse Dodgson and playwrights David Greig and Sam Holcroft.2016-03-07T21:00:00+00002016-03-12T00:00:00+0000 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
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XXX Alistair McDowall follows his powerful 2015 production, Pomona , with exciting new work, X. Directed by the Royal Court Artistic Director Vicky Featherstone, the unique piece focuses on a lone research base on Pluto that has lost contact with Earth, leaving the skeleton crew to sit and wait. But waiting soon starts to eat away at them and t2016-03-30T00:00:00+01002016-05-07T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
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event > Theatre > Dramas
PRICING  £12-£35
DATES  30th March to 7th May 2016
VENUE  Royal Court Theatre 
Alistair McDowall follows his powerful 2015 production, Pomona , with exciting new work, X. Directed by the Royal Court Artistic Director Vicky Featherstone, the unique piece focuses on a lone research base on Pluto that has lost contact with Earth, leaving the skeleton crew to sit and wait. But waiting soon starts to eat away at them and t... More about this event
 
Cyprus AvenueCyprus AvenueCyprus Avenue "Gerry Adams has disguised himself as a new-born baby and successfully infiltrated my family home." Belfast Loyalist Eric Miller believes his five-week old granddaughter is Gerry Adams. His family urge him to stop living in the past and fighting old battles that nobody cares about anymore but his cultural heritage is under siege and he must act. 2016-04-05T00:00:00+01002016-05-07T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
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event > Theatre > Unclassified
PRICING  £20
DATES  5th April to 7th May 2016
VENUE  Royal Court Theatre 
"Gerry Adams has disguised himself as a new-born baby and successfully infiltrated my family home." Belfast Loyalist Eric Miller believes his five-week old granddaughter is Gerry Adams. His family urge him to stop living in the past and fighting old battles that nobody cares about anymore but his cultural heritage is under siege and he must act. ... More about this event
 
Ophelias ZimmerOphelias ZimmerKatie Mitchell explores the fate of Ophelia, freed from the shackles of Hamlet in this major collaboration between the Royal Court and the Schaubuhne Berlin with text by Alice Birch. Designed by Royal Court Artistic Associate Chloe Lamford. In German with English surtitles.2016-05-17T19:30:00+01002016-05-21T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
Category: event
 
Ophelias Zimmer
Human AnimalsHuman AnimalsHuman Animals With London reaching a record population of 8.6 million in 2016, you would be forgiven for thinking it's the people causing overcrowding. However, in Stef Smith's new play it's nature that's getting out of control. Her Royal Court debut, Human Animals , sees vermin taking over the streets of London, with mice scratching between the walls,2016-05-18T00:00:00+01002016-06-18T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
Category: event
 

event > Theatre
PRICING  £20
DATES  18th May to 18th June 2016
VENUE  Royal Court Theatre 
With London reaching a record population of 8.6 million in 2016, you would be forgiven for thinking it's the people causing overcrowding. However, in Stef Smith's new play it's nature that's getting out of control. Her Royal Court debut, Human Animals , sees vermin taking over the streets of London, with mice scratching between the walls,... More about this event
 
 

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Masters Of The Everyday: Dutch Artists In The Age Of Vermeer
Exhibitions | Until 14th February 2016 

The Queen's Gallery, Buckingham Palace 22 minutes walk from Nsfw

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High Spirits: The Comic Art Of Thomas Rowlandson
Exhibitions | Until 14th February 2016 

The Queen's Gallery, Buckingham Palace 22 minutes walk from Nsfw

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Theatre | Until 27th February 2016 

St James Theatre 24 minutes walk from Nsfw

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Billy Elliot
Billy Elliot
Theatre | Until 17th December 2016 

Victoria Palace Theatre 1.36 miles from Nsfw

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Wicked
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Theatre | Until 29th April 2017 

Apollo Victoria Theatre 1.44 miles from Nsfw

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Music in Offices - Office Choir Of The Year Final
Music | On 10th February 2016 

Cadogan Hall 1.98 miles from Nsfw

The four finalists compete for the title, hosted by Tim Rhys-Evans....More

Yen
Yen
Theatre | Until 13th February 2016 

Royal Court Theatre 1.99 miles from Nsfw

Anna Jordan's Bruntwood Prize-winning play Yen receives its London premiere in 2016, with a staging at the Royal Court Theatre. ...More

 
Escaped Alone
Escaped Alone
Theatre | Until 12th March 2016 

Royal Court Theatre 1.99 miles from Nsfw

The Royal Court Theatre celebrates its 60th birthday in 2016 and commencing the year will be Caryl Churchill's Escaped Alone. ...More

 
The Big Idea: Two Duets
Theatre | Until 23rd February 2016 

Royal Court Theatre 1.99 miles from Nsfw

Two writer-performers collaborate to create short plays to perform together, including Silly Girl by Ellie Kendrick on Feb 10 and ...More

Champagne Life
Champagne Life
Exhibitions | Until 6th March 2016 

Saatchi Gallery 2.16 miles from Nsfw

Though at its current Kings Road home for just eight years, the Saatchi Gallery celebrates its thirtieth birthday ...More

 
 
 
 
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