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NSFWAcclaimed young British playwright Lucy Kirkwood makes her Royal Court debut with NSFW, a sharp contemporary comedy about "money, sex and Photo-shop" that takes a sideways glance at power games and privacy in the world of the media, and beyond. Short for 'Not Safe For Work', NSFW no doubt includes more offensive material and expletives than the Leveson Inquiry contained injunctions. Carrie's getting them out for the lads; Charlotte's just grateful to have a job; Sam's being asked to sell more than his body and Aidan's trying to keep Doghouse from going under. Nominated for an Evening Standard Best Newcomer award, Kirkwood's theatre credits include Tinderbox (Bush Theatre), Beauty and the Beast (National Theatre) and Hedda (Gate Theatre), while her CV includes a stint as screenwriting for Skins. Simon Godwin, Associate Director at the Royal Court, directs this intriguing new play.

 

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Dedicated to putting on new work and discovering new voices, the Royal Court Theatre was seen as 'the most important theatre in Europe' by no less an authority than The New York Times. In 1956 it staged John Osborne's Look Back in Anger - a landmark in modern British drama - and the Sloane Square theatre has continued to produce work of an equally high standard, with numerous productions making a successful transition to the West End. More about Royal Court Theatre

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The Sewing GroupThe Sewing GroupA woman arrives in a rural village in pre-industrial England but the close-knit community soon begins to question her motives in EV Crowe's tantalising drama, directed by Stewart Laing.2016-12-10T15:00:00+00002016-12-23T00:00:00+0000 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
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The ChildrenThe ChildrenTwo retired nuclear scientists enjoy a peaceful, uncluttered existence in an isolated cottage by the sea until an old friend arrives with an alarming request in Lucy Kirkwood's probing drama starring Francesca Annis, Ron Cook and Deborah Findlay. Directed by James Macdonald.2016-12-10T14:30:00+00002017-01-14T00:00:00+0000 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
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Wish ListWish ListWarehouse worker Tamsin fights for the rights and benefits of her obsessive-compulsive brother Dean in Katherine Soper's sensitive familial drama, directed by Matthew Xia. Staged by Royal Court Theatre and Royal Exchange Theatre.2017-01-10T19:45:00+00002017-02-11T00:00:00+0000 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
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Escaped AloneEscaped AloneCaryl Churchill 's drama about three old friends and a neighbour, who encounter tea and catastrophe during one summer afternoon. Directed by James Macdonald and starring Linda Bassett, Deborah Findlay, Kika Markham and June Watson. Contains pulsating lights.2017-01-25T19:30:00+00002017-02-11T00:00:00+0000 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
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Escaped Alone
A Profoundly Affectionate, Passionate Devotion To Someone (-Noun)A Profoundly Affectionate, Passionate Devotion To Someone (-Noun)Writer-director Debbie Tucker Green considers the regret-filled pasts, disappointing presents and uncertain futures of three couples, who are at crossroads in their relationships.2017-02-28T19:30:00+00002017-04-01T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
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A Profoundly Affectionate, Passionate Devotion To Someone (-Noun)
The Kid Stays In The PictureThe Kid Stays In The PictureSimon McBurney, co-founder of award-winning theatre company Complicite, explores the rise and fall of legendary film producer Robert Evans from the 1960s to the 1980s against a backdrop of political and social upheaval in America.2017-03-07T19:30:00+00002017-04-08T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
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The Kid Stays In The Picture
Nuclear WarNuclear WarRoyal Court Associate Simon Stephens collaborates with director Imogen Knight on a meditation on desire, death and time.2017-04-19T19:45:00+01002017-05-06T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
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The FerrymanThe FerrymanOlivier Award-winning playwright Jez Butterworth (Mojo, Jerusalem, The River) returns to the Royal Court with an emotionally wrought family drama set in 1981 rural Derry, where the Carney farmhouse's preparations for the annual harvest are interrupted by a visitor. Directed by Sam Mendes.2017-04-24T19:30:00+01002017-05-20T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
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ManwatchingManwatchingA male comedian is given a script he has never seen before and reads it aloud for the first time in front of the audience, revealing the anonymous female author's funny, frank and occasionally explicit insights into heterosexual desire.2017-05-10T20:00:00+01002017-05-20T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
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Manwatching
KillologyKillologyPlayers of a controversial new gaming experience are rewarded for torturing victims in the most creative and imaginative ways, but participants cannot escape the consequences of their gruesome actions in Gary Owen's provocative drama. Rachel O'Riordan directs a Royal Court Theatre and Sherman Theatre Cardiff co-production.2017-05-25T19:45:00+01002017-06-24T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
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Charles II: Art & Power
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The Queen's Gallery, Buckingham Palace 22 minutes walk from Nsfw

The exhibition shows the rich material world of Charles II's court and the role of the arts in the re-establishment ...More

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Exhibitions | Until 23rd April 2017 

The Queen's Gallery, Buckingham Palace 22 minutes walk from Nsfw

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St James Theatre 24 minutes walk from Nsfw

The St James Theatre celebrates the 20th anniversary of Rent in 2016 with a strictly limited season of the legendary, ...More

 
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Music | Until 17th December 2016 

St James Theatre 24 minutes walk from Nsfw

The singer and actor from Joliet, Illinois performs a selection of songs from the musicals....More

Beauty On The Piste
Theatre | Until 14th January 2017 

Above The Stag Theatre 1.34 miles from Nsfw

A proper panto for adults, stuffed with delightful silliness, filthy jokes, glorious songs, heart-warming romance, and a plot that just ...More

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Wicked
Theatre | Until 29th April 2017 

Apollo Victoria Theatre 1.44 miles from Nsfw

Prepare to see Glinda the Good Witch and the Wicked Witch of the West in a whole new light after ...More

 
Harrods Christmas Grotto
Harrods Christmas Grotto
Kids Events | Until 24th December 2016 

Harrods 1.95 miles from Nsfw

Visiting Santa's Grotto at Harrods is a long-standing tradition at the luxury Knightsbridge store. Little ones can meet Father Christmas ...More

 
Orchestra Of The Age Of Enlightenment
Concerts | Until 10th December 2016 

Cadogan Hall 1.98 miles from Nsfw

Masaaki Suzuki, renowned Bach specialist and winner of the 2012 Bach Prize, conducts Bach's Christmas Oratorio over two concerts....More

The Sewing Group
Theatre | Until 23rd December 2016 

Royal Court Theatre 1.99 miles from Nsfw

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Royal Court Theatre 1.99 miles from Nsfw

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