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NSFWAcclaimed young British playwright Lucy Kirkwood makes her Royal Court debut with NSFW, a sharp contemporary comedy about "money, sex and Photo-shop" that takes a sideways glance at power games and privacy in the world of the media, and beyond. Short for 'Not Safe For Work', NSFW no doubt includes more offensive material and expletives than the Leveson Inquiry contained injunctions. Carrie's getting them out for the lads; Charlotte's just grateful to have a job; Sam's being asked to sell more than his body and Aidan's trying to keep Doghouse from going under. Nominated for an Evening Standard Best Newcomer award, Kirkwood's theatre credits include Tinderbox (Bush Theatre), Beauty and the Beast (National Theatre) and Hedda (Gate Theatre), while her CV includes a stint as screenwriting for Skins. Simon Godwin, Associate Director at the Royal Court, directs this intriguing new play.

 

About Royal Court Theatre

Dedicated to putting on new work and discovering new voices, the Royal Court Theatre was seen as 'the most important theatre in Europe' by no less an authority than The New York Times. In 1956 it staged John Osborne's Look Back in Anger - a landmark in modern British drama - and the Sloane Square theatre has continued to produce work of an equally high standard, with numerous productions making a successful transition to the West End. More about Royal Court Theatre

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London > Hotels > Mid-Range Chain Hotel   from £75  31% off
7-12 Sloane Square, SW1W | 1 minute from NSFW
Located right on Sloane Square, where the old Royal Court Hotel used to be, Sloane Square Hotel is a welcoming and well decorated reincarnation. All the ... More
 
 
 
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London > Events > Theatre  Dates: 5th July to 12th August 2017 - Various Times
NSFW, Sloane Square, SW1W | Same location as NSFW
Jude Christian directs Vivienne Franzmann's timely drama about the price of parenthood in a world of supply and demand, where an unborn, unwanted life can be ...More
 
 
 
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London > Events > Exhibitions  Dates: 19th July to 9th August 2017 - 10am-6pm
NSFW, Duke of York's Square, King's Road, SW3 | 3 minutes from NSFW
This photographic series examines the role of men in refugee camps, through works by photojournalist Edward Jonkler....More
 
 
 
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NSFW, Duke of York's Square, King's Road, SW3 | 3 minutes from NSFW
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London > Entertainment > Classical Music
5 Sloane Terrace, Belgravia, London SW1X | 2 minutes from NSFW
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London > Entertainment > Jazz Clubs
15 Eccleston Street, Belgravia, Victoria, London SW1W | 7 minutes from NSFW
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Duke of York's Square, King's Road, Chelsea, London SW3 | 3 minutes from NSFW
The Saatchi Gallery re-opened on 9th October 2008 in the former military barracks of the Duke of York's Headquarters. The 70,000 square feet represents a significantly ... More
 
 
 
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Royal Hospital Road, Chelsea, London SW3 | 8 minutes from NSFW
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Grosvenor Waterside, 30 Gatliff Road, Pimlico, London SW1W | 9 minutes from NSFW
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137-138 Sloane Street, Knightsbridge, London SW1X | 2 minutes from NSFW
Hackett is essentially English and absolutely traditional, but it quietly keeps apace with style - and is thus popular with many younger men. This Sloane Street ... More
 
 
 
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At a time when most restaurant owners are trying their hand at gastropubs - Gordon Ramsay is a case in point - Tom and Ed Martin ... More
 
 
 
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1 Hester Road, Battersea, London SW11 | 19 minutes from NSFW
The £21 million Dyson Building makes up the largest part of the purpose-built Battersea campus of the prestigious Royal College of Art. Located at 1 Hester ... More
 
 
 
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165 Queen's Gate, South Kensington, South Kensington, London SW7 | 20 minutes from NSFW
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15 Beeston Place, Victoria, London SW1W | 11 minutes from NSFW
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Me And Robin HoodMe And Robin HoodHoipolloi presents the story of Shon Dale-Jones's longstanding relationship with his favourite fictional friend that seeks to raise money for Street Child United, a charity that uses the power of sport to change the way the world negatively sees and treats street-connected children.2017-09-05T19:45:00+01002017-09-16T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
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Me And Robin Hood
The DukeThe DukeHoipolloi's artistic director and award-winning writer and performer Shon Dale-Jones presents a solo show that takes audiences on an imaginative and touching journey, which gently challenges people to consider their priorities in a world full of crisis. Written to raise money for Save the Children's Child Refugee Crisis Appeal.2017-09-06T18:00:00+01002017-09-12T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
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The Duke
BBSam Pritchard directs the world premiere staging of Guillermo Calderon's drama, translated by William Gregory, about two young women planting bombs in the dead of night as a means of having their voices heard.2017-09-28T19:00:00+01002017-10-21T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
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Victory ConditionVictory ConditionRoyal Court Artistic Director Vicky Featherstone directs Chris Thorpe's meditation on modern life, exploring the invisible connections between a thousand people within the city limits of Johannesburg, each taking a sip of coffee at the same time.2017-10-05T19:00:00+01002017-10-21T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
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