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Mon-Sat 7.30pm, mats Wed, Sat 2.30pm | no perf Dec 24-26
 
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Privates On ParadeSimon Russell Beale stars in Michael Grandage's production of Privates On Parade, Peter Nichols's second world war-set comedy, the first of five plays to be staged by the director at the Noel Coward Theatre for the following 15 months through which over 100,000 tickets are on offer for a mere £10. The well respected actor, who recently starred as Timon Of Athens at the National Theatre, plays the flamboyant Captain Terri Dennis who heads up the Song and Dance Unit while performing in the manner of Marlene Dietrich, Vera Lynn and Carmen Miranda. Set against the backdrop of the Malaysian campaign at the end of the Second World War, this award-winning comedy follows the trials of the recently-arrived Private Steven Flowers who discovers it takes more than a uniform to maketh the man.

 

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Privates On Parade, St Martin's Lane, WC2N | Same location as Privates On Parade
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Privates On Parade, 2 Charing Cross Road, WC2H | 2 minutes from Privates On Parade
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Arts Theatre
London > Entertainment > Theatres
6-7 Great Newport Street, Covent Garden, London WC2H | 1 minute from Privates On Parade
The Arts Theatre was built in 1927 as a members club, which allowed it to circumvent the censorship laws and perform unusual and avant garde fare. ... More
 
 
 
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Leicester Square, Soho, London WC2H | 1 minute from Privates On Parade
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London > Attractions > Historic Buildings
Bedford Street, Covent Garden, London WC2E | 2 minutes from Privates On Parade
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London > Attractions > Other Attractions
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London > Attractions > Other Attractions
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Pan de Vie
London > Shopping > Delicatessens
5 New Row, WC2N | 1 minute from Privates On Parade
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Hardys Original Sweet Shop
London > Shopping > Children's Gifts and Toys
25 New Row, Covent Garden, Covent Garden, London WC2N | 1 minute from Privates On Parade
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90 St Martins Lane, Covent Garden, London WC2N | 1 minute from Privates On Parade
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Browns Restaurant & Bar
London > Restaurants > Brasseries
82 St Martin's Lane, Covent Garden, London WC2N | 1 minute from Privates On Parade
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Caffe Nero
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32 Cranbourn Street, Covent Garden, London WC2H | 1 minute from Privates On Parade
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The London Film School
London > Education > Universities and Colleges
24 Shelton Street, Covent Garden, WC2H | 4 minutes from Privates On Parade
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English [Out There!]
London > Education > English Language Courses
10 Coptic Street, Bloomsbury, London WC1A | 8 minutes from Privates On Parade
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Somerset House, Covent Garden, London WC2R | 9 minutes from Privates On Parade
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12 Floral Street, Covent Garden, London WC2E | 3 minutes from Privates On Parade
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25 Shelton Street, 40 Earlham Street, Covent Garden, London WC2H | 3 minutes from Privates On Parade
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AWAY Spa W London
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Lamb & Flag
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33 Rose Street, Covent Garden, London WC2E | 2 minutes from Privates On Parade
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The Harp
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47 Chandos Place, Covent Garden, London WC2N | 2 minutes from Privates On Parade
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6-7 Great Newport Street, Covent Garden, London WC2H | 1 minute from Privates On Parade
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45 St Martins Lane, WC2N | 1 minute from Privates On Parade
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The Den St Martins Lane
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45 St Martin's Lane, WC2N | 1 minute from Privates On Parade
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45 St. Martin's Lane, Covent Garden, London WC2N | 1 minute from Privates On Parade
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Odeon, Leicester Square
London > Business > Venue Hire
24-26 Leicester Square, Soho, London WC2H | 2 minutes from Privates On Parade
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Haymarket Hotel
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The Lieutenant Of InishmoreThe Lieutenant Of InishmorePoldark star Aidan Turner makes his West End stage debut this June, starring as terrorist Mad Padraic in Martin McDonagh's The Lieutenant of Inishmore. Michael Grandage directs the rare revival of the comical satire, which provides an acute observation of violence in contemporary culture. Podriac is a terrorist considered too violent to be a member2018-06-23T19:30:00+01002018-09-08T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Noel Coward Theatre,   St Martin's Lane      WC2N 4AU
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PRICING  £10-£69, Premium Seats £99
DATES  23rd June to 8th September 2018
VENUE  Noel Coward Theatre 
Poldark star Aidan Turner makes his West End stage debut this June, starring as terrorist Mad Padraic in Martin McDonagh's The Lieutenant of Inishmore. Michael Grandage directs the rare revival of the comical satire, which provides an acute observation of violence in contemporary culture. Podriac is a terrorist considered too violent to be a member... More about this event
The Inheritance: Part 1The Inheritance: Part 1Stephen Daldry directs the West End transfer of the opening salvo of Matthew Lopez's New York-set drama, examining the lives and loves of a generation after the worst of the Aids crisis, who are drawn together by their love of E. M. Forster and his book, Howards End. The production transfers to the West End from the Young Vic and stars John Benjami2018-09-21T19:15:00+01002019-01-05T00:00:00+0000 Where:
Noel Coward Theatre,   St Martin's Lane      WC2N 4AU
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The Inheritance: Part 1
The Inheritance: Part 2The Inheritance: Part 2Hearts are broken and emotional wounds salved as young gay men in modern-day New York continue to wrestle with their feelings in the closing chapter of Matthew Lopez's two-part drama, which transfers to the West End after a sold-out run at the Young Vic. The world premiere staging is directed by Stephen Daldry and stars John Benjamin Hickey, Vaness2018-09-28T19:15:00+01002019-01-05T00:00:00+0000 Where:
Noel Coward Theatre,   St Martin's Lane      WC2N 4AU
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